Summits and Tours

If there is one certain rule in life, it is this: when politicians announce a 'summit' or a 'tour of the country', you know that:

a. they're in the shit
b. that means that we poor proles are in the shitter with them
c. they have absolutely no idea how to get out of the shit, and
d. they are desperate to be seen to do something to deflect attention from c above

Thus today, Lord Mambypamby is holding a 'car industry summit'.

Previously this month you will recall that Gordy went on a 'Jobs Tour' of the country.

What a load of wankers. How do the media let them get away with it?