Updated MP Watch

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MPs Unfit to Hold Office (by their own actions)

Labour

Ed Balls - Fiddling his expenses

Margaret Beckitt - Three homes on the taxpayer

David Borrow - Misusing Parliamentary allowances for blatant electioneering

Kevin Brennan - Making taxpayers pay his stamp duty

Gordon Brown - Utter incompetence and making the UK bankrupt

Dawn Butler - Utter incompetence and failing in her job as a whip, as well as making the taxpayer pay for a second home only 11 miles away from her own

Harry Cohen - Fiddling full ACA whilst claiming his main home is really a caravan in Colchester

Yvette Cooper - Fiddling her expenses

Alistair Darling - Stealing from the taxpayer by claiming ACA for 2nd home whilst owning another already in London

Barbara Follett - Claimed £126,952 in second home allowance since 2001 whilst renting out a flat in London, a house in South Africa and a holiday home in Antigua

Nigel Griffiths - Adultery, lying and using his taxpayer funded Commons office for sex romps

Peter Hain - ‘Forgetting' to register £100k of Deputy Leadership campaign funding

Harriet Harman - General vacuousness and financial ineptitude when running for Deputy Leader

Geoff Hoon – Using his allowances to pay for property which he in fact rented out whilst living in a grace and favour Government property

Ann Keen - Claiming double rations of expenses with her husband

Alan Keen - Claiming double rations of expenses with his wife

Ruth Kelly - Utter incompetence when a minister

David Lammy - Utterly incompetent and completely out of his depth

Michael Martin – The most incompetent and dishonest Speaker in history, as well as for fiddling his allowances to build up a property portfolio whilst living in grace and favour Speaker’s House

Tony McNulty - Stealing from the taxpayer by fiddling his expenses (ACA 2nd home for parents)

Michael Meacher - Rented out four properties in London and one in the Cotswolds while claiming £57,468 in ACA

Sion Simon - Utter incompetence and being completely out of his depth on his ministerial brief, as well as (a) making a cringe worthy spoof video of Cameron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ace0gtn8dJ0) and then trying to defend it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcS7i4wn01o), with an astonishing haircut and way too much aggression – unbelievable that this muppet is a Government minister

Jacqui Smith - Stealing from the taxpayer by fiddling her expenses (ACA for her actual family home whilst pretending to live with her sister), for incorrectly claiming for porn films for her husband (paid £40k by the taxpayer as her assistant), making taxpayers buy her a BBQ, and on, and on, and on

Tom Watson – Misusing his position as a minister by becoming embroiled in ‘McBridegate’, amongst many other evil sins

Keith Vaz - Endless dodgy behaviour and still having the brass neck to try and be taken seriously

Rudy Vis - Using allowances to buy retirement home

Shaun Woodward – Apart from being a slimy turncoat, he claimed £138,546 in ACA while renting out properties in France, New York State and the West Indies, although he and his wife Camilla, a Sainsbury heiress, own a house 200 yards from Parliament and a house in Oxfordshire

Tories

Michael Ancram - Stealing from the taxpayer to fund repainting and moss removal on his family home

James Clappison – Using his allowances to part fund his property portfolio

Alan Duncan - Claimed £143,392 in second home allowance despite owning two adjoining terrace houses in Westminster, one of which he rents to tenants

Chris Grayling - Stealing from the taxpayer by claiming ACA for a flat he rarely uses

Douglas Hogg - Rented three London properties to tenants while claiming £143,651 in ACA since 2001

Eric Pickles - Stealing from the taxpayer by claiming ACA when he clearly shouldn't (although within the rules) and arrogantly trying to justify it on Question Time

Caroline Spelman - Stealing from the taxpayer to pay for her nanny

Theresa Villiers - Making taxpayers pay her stamp duty

Lib Dems

David Howarth - Being a total Lefty wanker by attacking the police for the death of a man during the G20 riot

Charles Kennedy - Drunkenness whilst trying to be elected as Prime Minister

Mark Oaten - Bi-sexual adultery

Lembit Opik - Just for being an attention seeking prat

Sinn Fein

Gerry Adams – Stealing from the British taxpayer by claiming all his allowances whilst refusing to take his seat in Parliament

Pat Doherty - Stealing from the British taxpayer by claiming all his allowances whilst refusing to take his seat in Parliament

Conor Murphy - Stealing from the British taxpayer by claiming all his allowances whilst refusing to take his seat in Parliament

Martin McGuiness - For stealing from the British taxpayer by claiming all his allowances whilst refusing to take his seat in Parliament

Michelle Gildernew - For stealing from the British taxpayer by claiming all her allowances whilst refusing to take her seat in Parliament

Others

Derek Conway - Out and out theft from the taxpayer to pay for his son’s university drugs, sex and rock and roll lifestyle

George Galloway - Appearing on Big Brother and impersonating a cat during Parliamentary session

Andrew Pelling - Adultery, alleged wife beating and having the arrogant effrontery to try and keep his seat